POLICE, CRIME & 999
The True Story of a Front Line Officer
Ever wondered what really happens behind the scenes in the police?
What bizarre 999 calls are made to the emergency services?
Why can wearing two pairs of socks make you a suspect?
What is the link between police and vampires?
Which Royal arrest never made news headlines?
Where was the Abominable Snowman found guilty of gross public indecency?
Why do some women offer to take their knickers down when police knock on their door?
What covert sign do officers make when they no longer wish to talk to you?
Get your ‘Access All Areas’ pass to discover the answers to these questions and more, as PC Donoghue reveals all in his fascinating and hilarious account of a year in the life of a front line response officer.
WARNING: CONTAINS HUMOUR & TRACES OF NUTS
This is a treasure trove of a book - a wonderfully informative, self-mocking and addictive read, full of belly laughs. Utterly brilliant. (The Non-Fiction Book Club)
Ambulance Today heartily recommends this warm, witty, compassionate and down-right hilarious read by John Donoghue (Ambulance Today Magazine)
Police officer turned author, John Donoghue, has a unique way of telling his stories in a way that makes you incapable of hiding your chuckling self from the world ...and cause your sides physical pain (The Crack Magazine)
It is fantastic and I have not stopped laughing …It should be in the best seller list or prescribed as a ‘pick me up’ (Editor, GiddyLimits)
I just loved this book: A great page turner.If anyone is thinking of joining the police they should read this book first. (New Books Magazine)
Fascinating and hilarious (International Police Association)
Be warned: Donoghue dispenses with as much Political Correctness as possible without getting himself sacked (JPA)
RRP £9.99
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SHAKESPEARE MY BUTT!
From 'Marsupial Elvis' to 'No Place' ...ramblings, meanderings, digressions ...and a dog
Before ‘Police, Crime & 999’ there was military service in the Royal Navy and the Army ...and the wilderness years.
This is the tale of biscuits brown, playing Moses to the dog world with ‘The Ten Commandments of Dog’, taking up the noble sport of mantlepiecing, an odyssey around the strange named places in Britain (No Place, Wetwang, Pity Me, Twatt etc), shootings ...and humiliating ants.
'Bill Bryson on Magic Mushrooms' (The Northern Echo)
'This is one of those embarrasing books that makes you laugh out loud' (The Review Centre)
'An addictive read full of belly laughs' (Living magazine)
'A moreish book ...with a cult vibe' (North East Life)
'Pure Gold' (Stephen Stanley)
'The funniest book I have read' (Toby Young)
RRP £9.99
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updated: January 2012
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